blogging about Pole Dancing and driving White Vans

Ages ago I had some “How’s my driving” stickers made up and stuck them onto the white van and my pick up truck, see here http://mypolevan.co.uk/?p=562

The phone number on the stickers routes to my Skype in voicemail. So I could record any complaints them and ridicule them on here, I’m ashamed to say I never received one complaint.

I sold the van and pick up early in May this year. I just logged into my Skype account for the first time in a while and found a couple of complaint messages from the same guy about the driving of my old van dated 16th May. Apparently the new owners driving is quite bad, his White Van Man Diploma is in the post.

White van complaint 1 - www.mypolevan.co.uk/vancomplaint1.wma

White van complaint 2 - www.mypolevan.co.uk/vancomplaint2.wma

If you want to use gerry cans to stabilise your podium http://mypolevan.co.uk/?p=152

 Then you may as well get some bling ones

http://shop1.actinicexpress.co.uk/shops/Rat_Sport/index.php?cat=Fuel_Cans__amp__Jerry_Cans

Only cost £160

Friday was a sad day, less than a week since the pick up departed I sold the white van. A new bulb and rear exhaust box later and it had a yars MOT. I kept it in the family as it went to the My Pole Dance School.

I need a new pick up it’ll have to be white. I’m thinking Subaru Brat or Volkswagen Golf Caddy Mark 1.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=110249338199

A year and 3000 trouble free miles later, tax and insurance aside, it’s only cost me £640.

£500 to buy and £140 to get the clutch cylinder repaired. That’s cheap motoring.

I wonder if he’s still nursing it.